Like way-too-many other people, I went from working-from-home to not-so-much-working-at-all this week. And, well. Fuck! The list of essential services was posted earlier this week. And, not…… Read more “No, Fuck You. I AM Essential, Actually”

Yes. I realize someone who works in digital marketing should know better. But… God DAMN it! I should start by assigning the proper amount of blame to…… Read more “I Bought Boots Off of Instagram at 3 am and Got Scammed, Because Of Course I Did”

I often compare being a writer to being a boxer. Because I have a wildly inflated view of how hard my job is. Kidding. I make the…… Read more “A Writer’s Most Valuable Skill: The Ability to Take a Punch”

I used to think I was special. However, after a bit of reflection, it seems that I 100% personify a lot of douchey writer stereotypes. Damn it.…… Read more “6 Douchey Writer Stereotypes I am Totally Guilty of”

If you’re offended by swearing and you’ve sat anywhere near me in my professional life, I should apologize. That was probably pretty awful for you. Even in…… Read more “CNN Published a Report on Swearing in the Workplace. And it’s Total Bullshit”

Over the last year, I’ve written at least 100 blogs and web pages about cannabis. And I smoked zero weed.

Any time I crawl up my own ass and start thinking that my job is hard, I usually get a shot of much-needed perspective. It comes in…… Read more “Being a Writer is Hard. Being a Nurse is Laughably Harder”